Monday, November 19, 2012

Christian (not Grey)

Christian found me on OK Cupid. We chatted online briefly and it wasn't long before he was asking me to meet him. He gave me the name of the bar he hangs out at regularly. I agreed to meet up with him for a couple hours but had plans that night and couldn't stay long.

I got to the bar a little later than I had wanted to and looked for Christian. He saw me and rescued me from standing at the door looking like an idiot. He was Big! Like over 6 foot big. and huskey. He led me out of the dim bar and out to the patio where he ordered a beer for me. We sat and chatted for a while. While chatting he told me he is a recovering overeater and alcholic. Which I was surprised at since he has a bar he is at almost daily. Doesn't sound like a good idea to me. But to each his own I suppose.

He said he had lost his wife in 9/11 and turned to drinking and eating. He turned his son over to his sister to care for and lost himself for a while. He is now sober but his sister still has his kid. His kid has asperbergers and recently stabbed someone with a spork. Yes, spork. It was a lot to absorb in that short amount of time with just meeting someone. I left in a sort of state of shock.

That night while drinking with my friends he texted me. I told him I was well on my way to getting drunk and that the boob pics should be flying soon. At which point he decided I needed to have a sexy pic of him. o.O I feel bad about this; I plead drunkin insanity. Not one of my most considerate moments. But when i received that pic my friend and I almost died. We were laughing so hard. It was hard not to. The "sexy" pic he sent looked almost dead ringer like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. And now I am going to hell.

Needless to say I didn't text him again after that night. Call me a bitch. Tell me it was rude. But I just didn't know what to say to the poor guy. There was so much wrong with this trainwreck. And so I just left it alone. And that was that.

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